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The Crown of Embers, Chapter 14: Yet Another Generic Fantasy Prophecy

Last time on The Crown of Embers, Mara discussed her sex life with Elisa, and Hector was severely wounded during yet another assassination attempt. Will Hector survive? Find out after the cut.

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The Crown of Embers, Chapter 12: Useful Intel

Last time on The Crown of Embers, Elisa started planning an epic quest for the gates of life, and watched her kitchen staff’s public punishment. Will more exciting things happen? Find out after the cut.

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The Girl of Fire and Thorns, Chapter 30: My Dinner with Alejandro

Last time on The Girl of Fire and Thorns, Elisa finally returned to Brisadulce, Alejandro got distracted by her mammalian protuberances, and Elisa’s spare Godstones from earlier in the book went missing. Will Alejandro stop staring at Elisa’s breasts? Will Elisa recover her Godstones in time for the upcoming boss battle? Find out after the cut.

TRIGGER WARNING: There is a very brief mention of sex. You’ve been warned.

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The Girl of Fire and Thorns, Chapter 27: That Went Well

Last time on The Girl of Fire and Thorns, the party successfully sabotaged the Invierno supply train, Humberto revealed Cosmé’s backstory, and Elisa learned that all priests can detect magic. What will be Treviño’s and the Inviernos’ reactions? Find out after the cut.

TRIGGER WARNING: A character will die a gruesome death – complete with YouTube video to illustrate just how horrible it is – and another character attempts self-surgery, with bloody results. You have been warned.

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